VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards, Feb/Mar 2009

[metro-golden-meower]

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* you are a notorious net.kook
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Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
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hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
and hang it up on thier wall, flophouse etc with pride:




__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""


we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.

for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.
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_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
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( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John

John "C", AKA Honest John, completely harmelsss and a gay laming expert. i vote yes.

Post by metro-golden-meower

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hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

--
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/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[metro-golden-meower]

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
and hang it up on thier wall, flophouse etc with pride:




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| /.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /) | <

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| J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_/ / )_/_)_ ) / |_(_(_/ (_(_/ (_(_(_ |
| /| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/ |
| // >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/ |
`._ ./' |___| | _____ \ |
.-' // | | .--|' "``--. <
| .'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. |
| JJ | | |`--'.______.---'| |
| || | | | | |
| `' |___| | More than pwned| |
| | | | | |
| | | |A public utility| |
| | | | | Name of victim etc.... <
| |___| | Socialized. | |
| | | `-.__ __.-' |

| | `""""' |

| .<___>. date... |
| .-|`-._.-'|-. |
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the new totaly finnished award. ascii by miss v karlsson (ascii supremo).


we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.

for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

if you don't vote for this award you are missing out on a chance for an award in recognition of the truely foamasious
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/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:49:43 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Here fol<COCK SLAP>

Boy that sure is some *SRS* business...*nods*...

Loading Image...

...LOL, it's so true. The stAUKers never were all that bright though,
hell just look at how many times they've flip flopped with their
"awards" in relation to me. Apparently I'm only eligible during times
of "extreme butthurt", but then as soon as someone points out the fact
that they're a bunch of frothing trainables then suddenly they take
away all my little stAUKer awards in frothing indignance.

PS - I vote for me! ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:49:43 +0100, metro-golden-meower

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here fol<COCK SLAP>

Boy that sure is some *SRS* business...*nods*...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-

_stAUKer_Awards.png

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
...LOL, it's so true. The stAUKers never were all that bright though,
hell just look at how many times they've flip flopped with their
"awards" in relation to me. Apparently I'm only eligible during times
of "extreme butthurt", but then as soon as someone points out the fact
that they're a bunch of frothing trainables then suddenly they take
away all my little stAUKer awards in frothing indignance.
PS - I vote for me! ^__^

So you're saying your suffering from extreme butthurt...
Hmmm...
ION, that Lady Chatterly bot dosnt seem to be available for download
anywhere.
:(
--
http://eyeonpalin.org/
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/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:49:43 +0100, metro-golden-meower

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here fol<COCK SLAP>

Boy that sure is some *SRS* business...*nods*...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-

_stAUKer_Awards.png

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
...LOL, it's so true. The stAUKers never were all that bright though,
hell just look at how many times they've flip flopped with their
"awards" in relation to me. Apparently I'm only eligible during times
of "extreme butthurt", but then as soon as someone points out the fact
that they're a bunch of frothing trainables then suddenly they take
away all my little stAUKer awards in frothing indignance.
PS - I vote for me! ^__^

So you're saying your suffering from extreme butthurt...

Alas, that is impossible, I have an MHM you see.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Hmmm...
ION, that Lady Chatterly bot dosnt seem to be available for download
anywhere.
:(

So go get one of the others. Chatterly is based on the Alice and
Eliza bots I believe...and I think one of them might be open
source...not sure if they're setup with the nifty NNTP interface
though that Chatterly has. You could go ask Reaper...although I
haven't seen her around for quite some time now...like, years. Her
site's still up though, including the webbie version of Chatterly:
http://www.spyderware.net/chatterly

Lord Chatterly too:
http://www.spyderware.net/lord

*snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:49:43 +0100, metro-golden-meower

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here fol<COCK SLAP>

Boy that sure is some *SRS* business...*nods*...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-

_stAUKer_Awards.png

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
...LOL, it's so true. The stAUKers never were all that bright though,
hell just look at how many times they've flip flopped with their
"awards" in relation to me. Apparently I'm only eligible during times
of "extreme butthurt", but then as soon as someone points out the fact
that they're a bunch of frothing trainables then suddenly they take
away all my little stAUKer awards in frothing indignance.
PS - I vote for me! ^__^

So you're saying your suffering from extreme butthurt...

Alas, that is impossible, I have an MHM you see.

It gives you health points...

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Hmmm...
ION, that Lady Chatterly bot dosnt seem to be available for download
anywhere.
:(

So go get one of the others. Chatterly is based on the Alice and
Eliza bots I believe...and I think one of them might be open
source...not sure if they're setup with the nifty NNTP interface
though that Chatterly has. You could go ask Reaper...although I
haven't seen her around for quite some time now...like, years. Her
http://www.spyderware.net/chatterly

I'll look at it agian with a java enabled browser :)

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
http://www.spyderware.net/lord
*snicker*

Greps...
Same deal...webapp...okey.
--
http://eyeonpalin.org/
___ ___ ___ ___
/\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \
/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^

a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your
homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Are you kidding?

Post by metro-golden-meower
once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your
homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?

He especially likes them when they're wearing diapers.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:00:29 +1000, Bob Larter <***@gmail.com>
wrote:
--

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

Fuckin DUH! LOL, you stAUKers really are that fuckin stupid, aren't
you? I mean, no, really, you are *SO* unbelievably fuckin DUMB that
you *ACTUALLY* need someone to point that fact out to
you...*snicker*...oh shit, you dumbfucks are just killing me with
laughter today.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Ar<WHACK>

Little girls liak you in diapers aren't allowed to participate in
grown up conversations.

Now fetch, Retard, FETCH!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
oh shit, you dumbfucks are just killing me with
laughter today.

could you kindly stfu and get on the the dying part. tia.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[mimus]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
oh shit, you dumbfucks are just killing me with
laughter today.

could you kindly stfu and get on the the dying part.

.Sig!

--
***@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

he's obvioiusly to fucking stupid to realize one can highlite the whole thing, hit reply and its undone his fuckery.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Are you kidding?

i most certainly was.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your
homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?

He especially likes them when they're wearing diapers.

what a sick fucking pervert.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

he's obvioiusly to fucking stupid to realize one can highlite the whole thing, hit reply and its undone his fuckery.

He's not exactly famous for having a clue.

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Are you kidding?

i most certainly was.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your
homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?

He especially likes them when they're wearing diapers.

what a sick fucking pervert.

The sick fuck even talks about his sister in one of his diaper-fetish posts.

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

he's obvioiusly to fucking stupid to realize one can highlite the whole thing, hit reply and its undone his fuckery.

He's not exactly famous for having a clue.

no he's not. he's more of a poster child of what not to do on usenet.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Are you kidding?

i most certainly was.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your
homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?

He especially likes them when they're wearing diapers.

what a sick fucking pervert.

The sick fuck even talks about his sister in one of his diaper-fetish posts.

that is way more information than i needed to know.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:39:31 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

he's obvioiusly to fucking stupid to realize one can highlite the whole thing, hit reply and its undone his fuckery.

Considering how long my .sig is that must be quite the chore for you,
Fumbles. LOL

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Are you kidding?

i most certainly was.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your
homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?

I especially like them when they're wearing diapers.

I'm kind of a sick fucking pervert like that too.

Yeah, we know.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:39:31 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:00:29 +1000, Bob Larter

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:41:08 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

He does it to fuck up the quoting.

he's obvioiusly to fucking stupid to realize one can highlite the

whole thing, hit reply and its undone his fuckery.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:54:29 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly

Here follows the one true ballot for the

February/March 2009 Usenet

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is

permitted. You have

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando

Rondeltop, and Sean

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk

lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

__
.'_._) _____)

__ __)

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

/.' | / /) /)

/) (, ) / , /) /)

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

J.| | / ___ // ___(/_

_ // | / // // _ _ _

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_)

(_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

J| |\ | (____ /

| .-/

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

|| \`_|_

(_/

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

|F L____) _____

_____

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

| | | (, / )

(, / | /)

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

// |___| _/__ / ___

__ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_//

(_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) /

.-/ (_/

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital

logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda

'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the

above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts!

*snicker*

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face?

Well,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
who am I to deny? LOL

have you ever had a hetrosexual thought?

Are you kidding?

i most certainly was.

Post by Bob Larter

once again, follow ups to alt.disney. do you realy like

children _that_ much, mr children goomer, that you want your

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

homosexual fantasys posted to a childrens ng?

I especially like them when they're wearing diapers.
I'm kind of a sick fucking pervert like that too.

Yeah, no fucking kidding.

PS: Has that lame 'alt'disney' follow-up thing ever worked on anyone, ever?

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:37:41 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:36:53 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
a third time, yet no fixed sig. what a k00ky spankard he is.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd n<COCK SLAP>

You want *MORE* semen "pumped" into your fat ugly bitch face? Well,
who am I to deny? LOL

ha<COCK SLAP>

Pumpin on out the semen into yer ugly bitch head! LOL

Swallow bitch, swallow!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

ha<COCK SLAP>

Pumpin on out the semen into yer ugly bitch head! LOL
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

ha<COCK SLAP>

Pumpin on out the semen into yer ugly bitch head! LOL
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?

Only with his sister.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

ha<COCK SLAP>

Pumpin on out the semen into yer ugly bitch head! LOL
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?

Only with my sister.

Yeah her too.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

ha<COCK SLAP>

Pumpin on out the semen into yer ugly bitch head! LOL
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?

Only with my sister.

That figures.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?

Only with my sister.

Yeah her too.

That figures.

Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit. Remember that time
your sister whored herself out to that toothless old codger with the
missing leg for just two bucks? Yeah, that was pretty nasty.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?

Only with my sister.

That figures.

Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit.

You really shouldn't talk that way about your sister, meth-head. Have
you no shame?

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit.

You really shouldn't talk that way about my sister, she's a meth-head you know. Have
you no shame?

...no, not really.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit.

You really shouldn't talk that way about my sister, she's a meth-head you know. Have
you no shame?

...no, not really.

I was going to tweak this one, but then I thought: No, it's fine the way
it is.

*snicker*

Stupid fuck.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit.

You really shouldn't talk that way about my sister, she's a meth-head you know. Have
you no shame?

...no, not really.

I was going to tweak this one, but then I thought: No, it's fine the way
it is.
*snicker*
Stupid fuck.

...and apparently a *REAL* easy one at that. *snicker* Have I
mentioned recently just how incredibly fucking *STUPID* Lionel is? I
mean, honestly, why do the stAUKers even allow his dumbass to
associate himself in their ranks? Haven't you poor bastards any shred
of self fucking respect? You really do need to get some standards.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit.

You really shouldn't talk that way about my sister, she's a meth-head you know. Have
you no shame?

...no, not really.

I was going to tweak this one, but then I thought: No, it's fine the way
it is.
*snicker*
Stupid fuck.

...and apparently a *REAL* easy one at that. *snicker* Have I
mentioned recently just how incredibly fucking *STUPID* Lionel is? I
mean, honestly, why do the stAUKers even allow his dumbass to
associate himself in their ranks? Haven't you poor bastards any shred
of self fucking respect? You really do need to get some standards.

This is especially amusing, coming from DiaperBoi.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Well the bitch is pretty easy, you gotta admit.

You really shouldn't talk that way about my sister, she's a meth-head you know. Have
you no shame?

...no, not really.

I was going to tweak this one, but then I thought: No, it's fine the way
it is.
*snicker*
Stupid fuck.

...and apparently a *REAL* easy one at that. *snicker* Have I
mentioned recently just how incredibly fucking *STUPID* Lionel is? I
mean, honestly, why do the stAUKers even allow his dumbass to
associate himself in their ranks? Haven't you poor bastards any shred
of self fucking respect? You really do need to get some standards.

This is especially amusing, coming from DiaperBoi.

You know Shit Licker maybe you should call it a night...er, morning, I
mean with the way you keep fucking up it's obvious that you're
seriously sleep deprived. You're making it *WAY* too easy to
humiliate you. I know you're completely fucking obsessed and all and
have to reply to my posts as fast as you possibly can to try and
relieve your immense butt hurt, but seriously, I'll probably still be
here tomorrow and I'm sure your entire world won't fall all apart if
you go a *WHOLE* day without getting the last lame in. *rolls eyes*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:40:09 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

ha<COCK SLAP>

Pumpin on out the semen into yer ugly bitch head! LOL
Swallow bitch, swallow!

have you ever actualy had any luck with this pickup line of yours?

Well it always works on your mom.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, let's face it: DiaperBoi makes RichardTheStupid look bright.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:49:00 +1000, Bob Larter <***@gmail.com>
wrote:
--

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

LOL, poor Bawler, he's so terribly butthurt he's going to spend his
entire day Google diving for troll posts to try and "get back" at me.
*snicker* The stupid dipshit just doesn't get it though...but then,
how could he? He can't pass the test and so he has no MHM. That fact
alone proves that I've gotten to him and it proves he's all butthurt
and trying to "get back" at me...too bad that doesn't actually work on
someone with an MHM. *snicker* I win by default. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[david hillstrom]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn

yes

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

yes

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

yes

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk

yes

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems

abstain

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee

bambies

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain

yes

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John

HJ

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

fuckhead. if it isn't bad enough he posted it originaly, you have to go and repost it.
--
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\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
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Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

fuckhead. if it isn't bad enough he posted it originaly, you have to go and repost it.

Helpful tip: if you see the name "Baby Matthew" or the newsgroup
alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play in any post about DiaperBoi SKIP THE POST!

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

fuckhead. if it isn't bad enough he posted it originaly, you have to go and repost it.

Helpful tip: if you see the name "Baby Matthew" or the newsgroup
alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play in any post about DiaperBoi SKIP THE POST!

Why would your stupid ass be posting to ASFD? That's been a dead
froup for nearly a decade now, thanks entirely to me of course...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/2d30bab4ef79971c

The links don't work anymore since Google fucked their own archive
over, but the numbers are still solid:

2003-2004 - 206 hits
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 0

2002-2003 - 344 hits
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 0

2001-2002 - 1,150
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 7

2000-2001 - 2,190
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 236

1999-2000 - 4,790
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 528

1998-1999 - 4,820
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 206

1997-1998 - 1,830
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 0

1996-1997 - 124
Posts by "Baby Matthew" - 0

Once again those numbers are:
0-206
0 - 344
7 - 1,150
236 - 2,190
528 - 4,790
206 - 4,820
0 - 1,830
0 - 124

LOL, it took me less than a thousand posts to effectively terminate
that froup. Now all that's left is spam crap. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

fuckhead. if it isn't bad enough he posted it originaly, you have to go and repost it.

Helpful tip: if you see the name "Baby Matthew" or the newsgroup
alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play in any post about DiaperBoi SKIP THE POST!

to be honest, i'm not realy bothering to read any of you or his posts over all as its all the same crap over and over again.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

your grooming of children schtick needs work, matilda.
Subject: Re: Grimmasters pix, and child porn
Date: 10 May 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Distribution: Hell or New Jersey, whichever is closer
Summary: "Like a bunch of spastically hormonal seventh graders strung
out on pixie stixs!"
X-Trace: 926326098.467.99 BBRVXP2TPB850CF35C usenet1.supernews.com
Organization: Backwater Productions©
Keywords: "Do not be sad Petre many things do not
fly...rocks...sticks....Spike...."
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 08:48:18 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Once again, i dont mean to stir up any trouble, and if you would

like, i will

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
into what laws restric, allow this matter, im not saying its wrong,

im not

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
saying its right. but once again, I am set out to let that Jerk Crue
understand, that what he says is just a bunch of hot air, comming

from an

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ignornat man.

You're sure you're not talking about me? :) Again though....who is
more ignorant.....the person who voices their opinions even if they
may be a little "out there".....or the person who ignores them and
says their opinions don't matter?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I may only be a teen, but i can tell you one thing, i am not a
stupid teen by any streach of the imagination, and i ahve spent many

times

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
doing research on an extream number of subjects for both School, and

personal

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
enlightenment. and I do remeber doing a report on Pedo's and child

pornography,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and yes that in the US, there is a law that states as long as the

child isnt

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
engaging in some for of sexual activity, is not forced into the

picture, and is

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
not exposing body parts such as the crotch, in such a manner to be

construed as

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Sexual. these types of pictures are allowed under US law, what law, i

cant tell

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you right off the tope of my head, but like i said, give me a day or

two if you

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
are really this interested on the law, and i will post a copy of that

law. Once

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
again, I do not get off on child pornography, nor do i think its

morally right,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
and im not exactly saying it should be posted here. I just wanted to

point out

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
that Crues remarks about getting Grimmaster banned are wasted time,

and just

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
feable threts on his part, and he didnt do his home work before

making such

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
threts.
Kirk

Well saying you want to ban someone for what they say is pretty
ignorant if he did in fact say that, so i guess you're not talking
about me. And I agree....although he is entitled to his opinions and
you should respect them...even if you don't agree with them.
As for the law....uh....well yes....and no. You see some might say
that the pictures are pornographic because the use of them is to
sexually satisfy the needs of another....but.....the way in which they
are used is VERY different from that of a pedophile.
A pedophile is jerking off to the kid, about having sex with the kid,
hurting the kid, and what not....the ab on the other hand will be
jerking off to the idea....rather than to the kid.
The idea of being a child, teen, whatever in diapers is very erotic
for ab's and imagining yourself as that child, teen, in that position
is how the picture is being used....it really has nothing to do with
the picture or the child itself...only the idea of what is happening
in the picture.
-Baby Matthew
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

fuckhead. if it isn't bad enough he posted it originaly, you have to go and repost it.

Helpful tip: if you see the name "Baby Matthew" or the newsgroup
alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play in any post about DiaperBoi SKIP THE POST!

to be honest, i'm not realy bothering to read any of you or his posts over all as its all the same crap over and over again.

In all fairness, I can't say that I blame you. I'm *this* close to
killfiling the turd myself.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:37:40 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
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Ray Martinez of talk.origins
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Jamie Baillie
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Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
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Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
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THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
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hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
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// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
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we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, le<WHACK>

This from the little girl in diapers who wants semen "pumped" into her
fat ugly maw.

yo<COCK SLAP>

I don't want to hear about how you like molesting little girls you
creepy pedo fuckwit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

yo<COCK SLAP>

I don't want to hear about how you like molesting little girls you
creepy pedo fuckwit.

the pedo lame.

you have no self respect whatsoever, do you, matilda. i don't think its possible for you to be any more spanked than you are
by your own hand or by anyone who be botherd to pay you any attention.
--
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\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:40:04 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

yo<COCK SLAP>

I don't want to hear about how you like molesting little girls you
creepy pedo fuckwit.

th<COCK SLAP>

LOL, apparently I struck a nerve with little Golden Shower and his
girlfriend Bawler, cause...damn! Dozens of altered subject lines,
Google diving for lame troll material, frothing for hundreds of lines
of text that I'm (nor anyone else for that matter) is even going to
read. *snicker* These kooks are in full on meltdown mode!

As least Bawler has somewhat of an excuse, what with how I exposed him
yesterday:
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812

Considering how much that upset him I think maybe I'll have some more
fun with him. Maybe do some fauxpics. LOL I'm sure Lionel has
always wanted to be a hermaphroditic Nazi baby fur. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Dead Kitten]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
LOL, apparently I struck a nerve with little Golden Shower and his
girlfriend Bawler, cause...damn! Dozens of altered subject lines,
Google diving for lame troll material, frothing for hundreds of lines
of text that I'm (nor anyone else for that matter) is even going to
read. *snicker* These kooks are in full on meltdown mode!

Why do I have to know that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
As least Bawler has somewhat of an excuse, what with how I exposed him

And what excuse would that be?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Considering how much that upset him I think maybe I'll have some more
fun with him.

Will you be doing that at home?

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:40:04 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

yo<COCK SLAP>

I don't want to hear about how you like molesting little girls you
creepy pedo fuckwit.

th<COCK SLAP>

LOL, apparently I struck a nerve with little Golden Shower and his
girlfriend Bawler, cause...damn! Dozens of altered subject lines,
Google diving for lame troll material, frothing for hundreds of lines
of text that I'm (nor anyone else for that matter) is even going to
read. *snicker* These kooks are in full on meltdown mode!
As least Bawler has somewhat of an excuse, what with how I exposed him
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812
Considering how much that upset him I think maybe I'll have some more
fun with him. Maybe do some fauxpics. LOL I'm sure Lionel has
always wanted to be a hermaphroditic Nazi baby fur. ^__^

From: Can anyone remember the last time K talked about diapers?
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew
Date: 1999/09/25
Message-ID: <***@news.innw.net>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 529344966
References: <***@news.innw.net>
<***@ng-fd1.aol.com> <7shrvv$ec3$***@nnrp1.deja.com>
Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play
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You know, that's a very valid point...except uh...what gave you the
indication she's a mommy? I mean...she has NEVER posted ANYTHING on
topic...not in relation to infantilism in any way, shape, or form. Not
once has she ever posted ANYTHING that would indicate she has any interest
in the fetish at all, neither from the position of a baby, a diaper lover,
or a mommy. All she has EVER done in these groups is flame me and usually
for incredibly stupid reasons. That's it, that's all she's ever done
here....so how is it you could possibly think she's a mommy? Maybe that's
just wishful thinking on your part?

-Baby Matthew

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Hey Matthew, maybe K is not a DL, she can be just a mommy, and may don't
like diapers as much as we do.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter
Date: 1999/09/25

LOL, looks liak you fumbled again, Dipshit. Free cl00, I only posted
in ASFD for like...two years under the name Matthew, and that was back
around 1995 to 1996...and nearly all of those posts were destroyed via
vulnerabilities in Deja's user deletion configuration.

Here's a lil tip for ya, Fumbles, try the nyme "Farfoos", or, save
yourself the humiliation of looking like a complete Hatter Addict and
go look up the obsesso work done by PoE and the liak on Special
ED...unless you *LIKE* humiliating yourself as a complete
obsesso...but hey, I'm sure *EVERYONE* can sympathize, what with how I
went and made you *SO* butthurt and all:
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812

Oh, also, another tip...I understand, what with how butthurt you are,
that you want to try and spread your lil Hatter haet messages to as
many froups as you can, but uh...well you see most news servers will
auto filter posts that get x-posted to more than four of five froups,
which means that the vast majority of people...yeah they can't even
see your posts at all, Fumbles. Just a lil tip! ^__^

PS - If you make even *ONE* moar obsesso post about me...I don't care
what it's about...I'm going to make you *REAL* butthurt...in a way
that's going to make most of your little friends (and enemies)
screaming and frothing on about how it's "not fair" and "over the
line", etc, etc.

You see Lionel, I'm not like you idiot stAUKers with your pathetic
little goody two shoes "rules" and "code of conduct". I follow the
line of Anonymous...and Anonymous does not forgive...
Loading Image...

`, )

I cross the lines you're too afraid to even make mention. But hey,
always remember that I would never do to someone what I wouldn't be
willing to have done to myself. Hrmmm...I guess maybe that's not of
much comfort to someone as fragile as you though, innt?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter
Date: 1999/09/25

LOL, looks liak you fumbled again, Dipshit. Free cl00, I only posted
in ASFD for like...two years under the name Matthew, and that was back
around 1995 to 1996...and nearly all of those posts were destroyed via
vulnerabilities in Deja's user deletion configuration.
Here's a lil tip for ya, Fumbles, try the nyme "Farfoos", or, save
yourself the humiliation of looking like a complete Hatter Addict and
go look up the obsesso work done by PoE and the liak on Special
ED...unless you *LIKE* humiliating yourself as a complete
obsesso...but hey, I'm sure *EVERYONE* can sympathize, what with how I
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812
Oh, also, another tip...I understand, what with how butthurt you are,
that you want to try and spread your lil Hatter haet messages to as
many froups as you can, but uh...well you see most news servers will
auto filter posts that get x-posted to more than four of five froups,
which means that the vast majority of people...yeah they can't even
see your posts at all, Fumbles. Just a lil tip! ^__^
PS - If you make even *ONE* moar obsesso post about me...I don't care
what it's about...I'm going to make you *REAL* butthurt...in a way
that's going to make most of your little friends (and enemies)
screaming and frothing on about how it's "not fair" and "over the
line", etc, etc.
You see Lionel, I'm not like you idiot stAUKers with your pathetic
little goody two shoes "rules" and "code of conduct". I follow the
line of Anonymous...and Anonymous does not forgive...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Funny_-_Anonymous_1.jpg
`, )
I cross the lines you're too afraid to even make mention. But hey,
always remember that I would never do to someone what I wouldn't be
willing to have done to myself. Hrmmm...I guess maybe that's not of
much comfort to someone as fragile as you though, innt?

You want some more reposts? Sure, no problem:
---
From: Baby Matthew
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew
Date: 1999/09/23
Message-ID: <***@news.innw.net>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 528532759
References: <***@ng-bg1.aol.com>
<***@ng-cq1.aol.com>
Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play
X-Complaints-To: ***@supernews.com

I believe you're a troll because you have NEVER posted ANYTHING in relation
to diapers.....you can't even say it...can you?

-Baby Matthew

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Personally I find most of Matthews post's rather offensive.
Just recently he posted yet another nasty comment about me, and being

a troll,

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I just ignore him anymore, no honor in fighting with someone as

insecure as

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Matthew.
-K

---
Not enough? Here you go:
---
From: Baby Matthew
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew
Date: 1999/09/22
Message-ID: <***@news.innw.net>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 528086830
References: <***@news1.jps.net>
Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Do you own this newsgroup, or are you just power crazy?

Yah David, I'm a power crazed maniac here to steal control of the
theoretical sandbox....I am just that evil!

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
If people want to post things then they can post them. Why you have to
comment, either approvingly or disapprovingly on every post I fail to see.
Do you have a life?

Hmmm...I wasn't aware I could only respond to a certain number of posts
a day....whose trying to be king of the sandbox now David?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
If I post here, I expect my right to free speech to be respected. By
this I mean I do not expect to get abuse from peeople who disagree

with >what I say.

You should...there are many people who do so without much thought or
logic....usually they realize they were brash....but like I've said before
were dealing a form of communication we've never had before. It's like
this...a person reads something, they misread it, they misinterpret it, and
they make assumptions based on those misinterpretations...they then respond
quickly and hit that send button before they really have a chance to grasp
what is really going on, and what is really happening. Because of that
many flame wars are started, and many people develop unfriendly
relationships with people they don't even really know...

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I do not have a position on the latest controversy of this group, as I do
not know either of the people involved, nor I suspect do most of the

people

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
who have felt a need to abuse one or the other, including you.

As an extremely active member of the AB/DL community, and being very
familiar with the Inet, and how it works, I feel I have a pretty good grasp
on the situation as well as a right to exchange my views in a public
discussion whether they make you feel warm and cozy inside or not.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Why do I pick you out from all the other posts? Well, it's a question of
quantity in this case rather than quality.

Comments like that are designed to start flame wars, which is ironic in
that the nature of your post would suggest you wish to stop such flame wars
and heated arguments...

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I have always regarded my diaper fetish as a physical manifestation of my
submissiveness, and I have to admit that writing this post has not helped
me. I do not like to be angry about things like this, but I felt the

need to

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
say something, and to ask those who have nothing to say, to say nothing.

Hmmm....you got angry because of a Usenet post? And you think I have no
life... (.)_o

-Baby Matthew
---
Is that enough for you, Baby Matthew? Or would you like some more?
You would? Okay, no problem:
---
From: ***@hyperclient.net (Matthew)
Subject: Re: ~(AB/DL)Matthew, you can't justify theft.
Date: 1999/02/23
Message-ID: <***@news.innw.net>#1/1
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<***@noway.com>
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start here!
Newsgroups:
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Uh no. I did'nt miss the point. I said that I don't think stealing
is right, and that just because they are making money doesent mean it
okay to steal. What I said, is that you were making it out to seem
like these companies are poor starving people who we should bow down
to and give our eternal gratitude for all their efforts for the ab
community. And that I did'nt think that was the case.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Okey Matthew,
You are still missing the point. So I will make one last attempt to

convey it to you
------------------------------------------------------CUT---------------------------------------------------------------

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
If you cut out all the theft, the prices might actually go down.
In conclusion, I think what you should do is go out and hire a

hypnotist Matthew.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Pay the guy a couple of thousand dollars to produce the tape and then

distribute the

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
tape to the AB/DL community for cost. BUT if you are NOT willing to

take the

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
risk/time/effort in producing anything. Then, stop trying to act like

a hero by

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
ripping off the hard working people who do.

Now this REALLY pisses me off! Why did you just accuse me of ripping
of the hard working people? You don't think I'm hard working? I run
one of the best ab websites there is, I put over 3 fucking months of
effort into building it, I updated it at least twice a month, I run an
ftp server, I scan new pictures and other material, and make all sorts
of new and interesting things and I don't ask for anything in return.
And yet you have the audacity to acuse me of ripping off the hard
working people?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Since you make it sound so easy and effortless, why don't you start up

a company for

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
us? Distribute hypno-tapes and G or XXX AB/DL videos for cost. HEY

even make a few

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
original contributions that aren't already copywritted. When you do...

then come

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
back and tell everybody how evil the prices are and how they are

ripping everyone

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
off. Then and ONLY then will you have a leg to stand on. And between

us you just

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
might make a buck at it (lord forbid that!).

I don't plan on making money off our community. I plan on finishing
college and getting a job as a computer programmer and make $70,000
plus dollars a year and donating some of that money to making new and
better things for our community.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Matthew (with two t's), I sincerely hope you really think about this

issue. Sure, TO

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
YOU it seems unfair that they have a great idea and are making a buck

at it... but

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
nothing is stopping you from starting your own company. And nothing is

forcing you

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
to buy their products. Maybe when YOU spend 18 hour days running your

own business

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
you will understand. But until then, be nice and stop trying to save

the world by

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
theivery.

I do own my own business. I produce graphic art, web pages, and local
computer repair, upgrades, as well as tutoring. And you know what? I
spend 24 hours a day commited to it, my homework, our community, as
well as a part time job, so the next time you start acting like an
ignorant dick and blindly acusing people of stealing, why don't you
stop and think for minute.

-Baby Matthew
---

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter
Date: 1999/09/25

LOL, looks liak you fumbled again, Dipshit. Free cl00, I only posted
in ASFD for like...two years under the name Matthew, and that was back
around 1995 to 1996...and nearly all of those posts were destroyed via
vulnerabilities in Deja's user deletion configuration.
Here's a lil tip for ya, Fumbles, try the nyme "Farfoos", or, save
yourself the humiliation of looking like a complete Hatter Addict and
go look up the obsesso work done by PoE and the liak on Special
ED...unless you *LIKE* humiliating yourself as a complete
obsesso...but hey, I'm sure *EVERYONE* can sympathize, what with how I
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812
Oh, also, another tip...I understand, what with how butthurt you are,
that you want to try and spread your lil Hatter haet messages to as
many froups as you can, but uh...well you see most news servers will
auto filter posts that get x-posted to more than four of five froups,
which means that the vast majority of people...yeah they can't even
see your posts at all, Fumbles. Just a lil tip! ^__^
PS - If you make even *ONE* moar obsesso post about me...I don't care
what it's about...I'm going to make you *REAL* butthurt...in a way
that's going to make most of your little friends (and enemies)
screaming and frothing on about how it's "not fair" and "over the
line", etc, etc.
You see Lionel, I'm not like you idiot stAUKers with your pathetic
little goody two shoes "rules" and "code of conduct". I follow the
line of Anonymous...and Anonymous does not forgive...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Funny_-_Anonymous_1.jpg
`, )
I cross the lines you're too afraid to even make mention. But hey,
always remember that I would never do to someone what I wouldn't be
willing to have done to myself. Hrmmm...I guess maybe that's not of
much comfort to someone as fragile as you though, innt?

Yo<COCK SLAP>

Tsch, tsch, tsch...not too bright, Cuppycake. It's too bad you didn't
do what I told you to do. See my article on Special ED:
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter

...well the truth there is that I helped create most of it. And
there's a secret hidden within it, well, not exactly a secret, more of
a disclaimer really:

"You see I’m generally not liaked much by n00b level tweenage trolls,
the kind that infest areas of the web like Encyclopedia Dramatica or
Special ED as I call it. I specifically tormented those types in order
to goad them into creating the following:
: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
Which I then use as a kind of justification to attack other people."

Now, using a fragment from that partial post you can easily find this
single post on Usenet:
: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/6dc4b1860acf78cb

Within it you'll find the full quote:

: I for example troll with an agenda, a specific goal in mind. While
: that goal may be righteous and just it is not without people who will
: suffer because of it, although in all cases they bring it upon
: themselves. You see I’m generally not liaked much by n00b level
: tweenage trolls, the kind that infest areas of the web like
: Encyclopedia Dramatica or Special ED as I call it. I specifically
: tormented those types in order to goad them into creating the following:
:
: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
:
: Which I then use as a kind of justification to attack other people.
: Basically, if I’m in an argument or debate with someone and they start
: to lose, they may retard back to quoting that link or the obvious lies
: in it…when they do so though they are, often inadvertently, taking it
: to the IRL level since said link is peppered with RL information and
: RL based attacks on me. As such it then gives me justification to
: attack them on the same level, magnified of course and without any
: degree of mercy. My goal in doing that is to teach people that what
: they read online isn’t necessarily true and that they should take
: NOTHING they read online at face value, because you can never know,
: with ANY degree of absolute certainty, was is and was is not real.

I wasn't sure if you'd actually visit the article or not, hence giving
a backup "disclaimer" in that other post.

Now, this post is not so much for Lionel really so much as all the
kids in these froups who are gonna start frothing and raving at me for
"crossing the line" and so much bullshit. I want you to understand
that Lionel *WAS* given a choice and *HE* chose to play on the level
I'm going to take this to. He had more than enough warning to stop
playing and the fact that he chose to ignore that warning and to
continue using RL based attacks means he's fully willing to have done
to him anything I choose to do...and more importantly he *WANTS* it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter
Date: 1999/09/25

LOL, looks liak you fumbled again, Dipshit. Free cl00, I only posted
in ASFD for like...two years under the name Matthew, and that was back
around 1995 to 1996...and nearly all of those posts were destroyed via
vulnerabilities in Deja's user deletion configuration.
Here's a lil tip for ya, Fumbles, try the nyme "Farfoos", or, save
yourself the humiliation of looking like a complete Hatter Addict and
go look up the obsesso work done by PoE and the liak on Special
ED...unless you *LIKE* humiliating yourself as a complete
obsesso...but hey, I'm sure *EVERYONE* can sympathize, what with how I
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812
Oh, also, another tip...I understand, what with how butthurt you are,
that you want to try and spread your lil Hatter haet messages to as
many froups as you can, but uh...well you see most news servers will
auto filter posts that get x-posted to more than four of five froups,
which means that the vast majority of people...yeah they can't even
see your posts at all, Fumbles. Just a lil tip! ^__^
PS - If you make even *ONE* moar obsesso post about me...I don't care
what it's about...I'm going to make you *REAL* butthurt...in a way
that's going to make most of your little friends (and enemies)
screaming and frothing on about how it's "not fair" and "over the
line", etc, etc.
You see Lionel, I'm not like you idiot stAUKers with your pathetic
little goody two shoes "rules" and "code of conduct". I follow the
line of Anonymous...and Anonymous does not forgive...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Funny_-_Anonymous_1.jpg
`, )
I cross the lines you're too afraid to even make mention. But hey,
always remember that I would never do to someone what I wouldn't be
willing to have done to myself. Hrmmm...I guess maybe that's not of
much comfort to someone as fragile as you though, innt?

Yo<COCK SLAP>

Tsch, tsch, tsch...not too bright, Cuppycake. It's too bad you didn't
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
...well the truth there is that I helped create most of it. And
there's a secret hidden within it, well, not exactly a secret, more of

---
Please see this article's Talk Page for a glimpse of Fatter in full
meltdown-mode

Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter,
Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, and b& ED socks
Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and most recently Mipsus, where he is
currently banned at the IP level for a year for overusing this ^__^
emoticon. See you December 19th 2009!) is the Internet equivalent of a
Renaissance Man, i.e. a fat fucking failure. His main claims to fame are
a Sarah Palin-like level of relentless lying about his accomplishments,
and a pathetic and desperate amount of posting in certain forums - for
example, in a Portal of Evil forum dedicated to making fun of him, he
made over a thousand posts a month for six months in a row until he was
finally banned. To date he has made almost 45,000 inane posts on a
single Usenet group, alt.2600. His time is clearly valuable, so these
weren't one-liners, but massive butthurt textwalls filled with shit
grammar and emoticon abuse worthy of a 13 year old girl. But the
rabbit-hole of failure goes deeper... much deeper.
---

Yeah, I see what you mean - luser.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter
Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter,
Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, and b& ED socks
Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and most recently Mipsus, where he is
currently banned at the IP level

Just ignore the fact that I've been "banned at the IP level" for all
my past socks mentioned. *snicker* Special ED kids never were very
bright. The ~incredibly~ complex usage of proxy servers has, alas,
eluded them for years now.

It's actually a pretty funny story how I got the Special ED kids to
make that. See I made this overly pompous, aggrandizing, self
slurping, tribute to all things, well, *ME*! And then started waving
it all over the place like a great big banner. As I recall it took
like less than two days for the frothy bitches to sweep in and replace
the article with a haet one filled with *FAR* more vile froth and butt
hurt than I could ever even dream of producing. It also bypassed the
potentiality for article creation lockdown, which happens a lot of
times if you just show up on ED and make a haet article about someone,
which is why I simply didn't do that in the first place.

Oh, also, just conveniently ignore the fact that I'm the one hosting
all the image content on the article:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/

LOL

Yer gonna get RAPED Lionel. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter
Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter,
Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, and b& ED socks
Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and most recently Mipsus, where he is
currently banned at the IP level

Just ignore the fact that I've been "banned at the IP level" for all
my past socks mentioned. *snicker* Special ED kids never were very
bright. The ~incredibly~ complex usage of proxy servers has, alas,
eluded them for years now.
It's actually a pretty funny story how I got the Special ED kids to
make that. See I made this overly pompous, aggrandizing, self
slurping, tribute to all things, well, *ME*! And then started waving
it all over the place like a great big banner. As I recall it took
like less than two days for the frothy bitches to sweep in and replace
the article with a haet one filled with *FAR* more vile froth and butt
hurt than I could ever even dream of producing. It also bypassed the
potentiality for article creation lockdown, which happens a lot of
times if you just show up on ED and make a haet article about someone,
which is why I simply didn't do that in the first place.
Oh, also, just conveniently ignore the fact that I'm the one hosting
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/
LOL
Yer gonna get RAPED Lionel. `, )

Oh, I don't think so:
Hatter, talking about his sister & diapers:
<Loading Image...>
Hatter's man-boobs:
<Loading Image...>
Hatter & acne:
<Loading Image...>
Hatter masturbating in diapers:
<Loading Image...>

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Bob Larter
Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter,
Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, and b& ED socks
Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and most recently Mipsus, where he is
currently banned at the IP level

Just ignore the fact that I've been "banned at the IP level" for all
my past socks mentioned. *snicker* Special ED kids never were very
bright. The ~incredibly~ complex usage of proxy servers has, alas,
eluded them for years now.
It's actually a pretty funny story how I got the Special ED kids to
make that. See I made this overly pompous, aggrandizing, self
slurping, tribute to all things, well, *ME*! And then started waving
it all over the place like a great big banner. As I recall it took
like less than two days for the frothy bitches to sweep in and replace
the article with a haet one filled with *FAR* more vile froth and butt
hurt than I could ever even dream of producing. It also bypassed the
potentiality for article creation lockdown, which happens a lot of
times if you just show up on ED and make a haet article about someone,
which is why I simply didn't do that in the first place.
Oh, also, just conveniently ignore the fact that I'm the one hosting
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/
LOL
Yer gonna get RAPED Lionel. `, )

<http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MoultonUsenetFail3.jpg>
<http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MoultonMoobs.jpg>
<http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MoultonUsenetFail1.jpg>
<http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MoultonUsenetFail2.jpg>

You know Bawler it's pretty damn sad that you couldn't even find that
article without me pointing it out to you despite all your kooky,
obsessive Google dumpster diving. What's even sadder of course is
your continually kooky effort to repost stuff from that article...the
article *I* posted the link too...*snicker*...you're uh...not all that
bright, are ya Lionel? You see, the very fact that it doesn't bother
me and yet...you keep doing it...well you see by doing that you
inadvertently give away what would in fact be the best tactic to use
again *YOU*...because otherwise why would you keep trying so hard?
*snicker* I bet it's ~very~ frustrating for you, innt? Using what
would make you froth and boil whilst it doesn't have any affect on me
at all. Tsch, tsch, tsch...
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812

You should have quit while you were given the chance, Mr. Butthurt.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
You should have quit while you were given the chance, Mr. Butthurt.

From: Baby Matthew
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew
Date: 1999/09/22
Message-ID: <***@news.innw.net>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 528086830
References: <***@news1.jps.net>
Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Do you own this newsgroup, or are you just power crazy?

Yah David, I'm a power crazed maniac here to steal control of the
theoretical sandbox....I am just that evil!

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
If people want to post things then they can post them. Why you have to
comment, either approvingly or disapprovingly on every post I fail to see.
Do you have a life?

Hmmm...I wasn't aware I could only respond to a certain number of posts a
day....whose trying to be king of the sandbox now David?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
If I post here, I expect my right to free speech to be respected. By

this I

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
mean I do not expect to get abuse from people who disagree with what I

say.

You should...there are many people who do so without much thought or
logic....usually they realize they were brash....but like I've said before
were dealing a form of communication we've never had before. It's like
this...a person reads something, they misread it, they misinterpret it, and
they make assumptions based on those misinterpretations...they then respond
quickly and hit that send button before they really have a chance to grasp
what is really going on, and what is really happening. Because of that
many flame wars are started, and many people develop unfriendly
relationships with people they don't even really know...

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I do not have a position on the latest controversy of this group, as I do
not know either of the people involved, nor I suspect do most of the

people

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
who have felt a need to abuse one or the other, including you.

As an extremely active member of the AB/DL community, and being very
familiar with the Inet, and how it works, I feel I have a pretty good grasp
on the situation as well as a right to exchange my views in a public
discussion whether they make you feel warm and cozy inside or not.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Why do I pick you out from all the other posts? Well, it's a question of
quantity in this case rather than quality.

Comments like that are designed to start flame wars, which is ironic in
that the nature of your post would suggest you wish to stop such flame wars
and heated arguments...

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
I have always regarded my diaper fetish as a physical manifestation of my
submissiveness, and I have to admit that writing this post has not helped
me. I do not like to be angry about things like this, but I felt the

need to

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
say something, and to ask those who have nothing to say, to say nothing.

Hmmm....you got angry because of a Usenet post? And you think I have no
life... (.)_o

-Baby Matthew

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:40:04 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

yo<COCK SLAP>

I don't want to hear about how you like molesting little girls you
creepy pedo fuckwit.

th<COCK SLAP>

LOL, apparently I struck a nerve with little Golden Shower and his
girlfriend Bawler, cause...damn!

the truth doesn't agree with you, matilda. i seem to have bitch slapped you so hard that you are now quite punch drunk and
don't know what you are babbling about, not that i think you ever know what you are babbling about. realy: Frothy Little
stAUKer Bitches Have A Meltdown. since when have i been an auker, matilda?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Dozens of altered subject lines,
Google diving for lame troll material, frothing for hundreds of lines
of text that I'm (nor anyone else for that matter) is even going to
read. *snicker* These kooks are in full on meltdown mode!

i've not renamed dozens of subject lines or frothed hundreds of lines, i leave that kind of thing to you as you are superbly
gifted that way. neither have i renamed dozens of subject lines. it would seem that amongst your faults you are incapable of
counting. wouldn't it be nice for you if you had at least one saving grace?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
As least Bawler has somewhat of an excuse, what with how I exposed him
http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=17812

poor old matilda, he's so spanked he's had to take things off usenet to a web page. you realy have no shame.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Considering how much that upset him I think maybe I'll have some more
fun with him. Maybe do some fauxpics. LOL I'm sure Lionel has
always wanted to be a hermaphroditic Nazi baby fur. ^__^

there is no nocking the fact you have a fertile imagination when it comes to your sexual fantasys. its a shame you cannot
channel any of it into creative flaming.
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_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100, metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

LOL, oh you're not terribly butt hurt or anything, now are you,
Metrosexual Golden Shower? It is rather ironic though in that you
essentially used YOURSELF as the basis of your little butt hurt award,
what with how your dumbass will reply to pretty much *ANYTHING*...hell
yer so fuckin stupid you even reply to blank posts! *snicker*

if you'd not hit carrage return several hundred times and then added '* blah blah blah...' at the bottom it would have been
the perfect blank post, bar the obligitoary '<cock slap>', yet you even managed to fuck that up. you realy are not very
bright. you make a 15 watt lightbulb look like the sun.

Well, let's face it: DiaperBoi makes RichardTheStupid look bright.

an achievment he should be rightfully proud off.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

Post by metro-golden-meower
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.

Busted Urinal Award:
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."

Unabomber Surprise:
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."

Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

Post by metro-golden-meower
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

Well the fact that I now have awards again pretty much proves I
destroyed AUK since the original version of AUK took all my awards
away when it became blindingly obvious that I was fingering you
senseless bitches with a power drill. Obviously this next generation
of stAUKers is just butt hurt beyond compare given your incredible
kooky obsession with me. Although, you *ARE* stAUKers so it's not too
much of a surprise that you idiots run around stalking people on the
grid, but honestly, you would think after getting cock slapped across
your idiot faces 10 or 12 dozen times in a row that you sordid little
ass faced monkeys would get the fucking point already...you know, that
you're TOO DAMN LAME to be worth much of my time. Hell you should be
thanking whatever lesser God you believe in that I've even wasted this
much time and creativity on you fumbling pathetic wannabes.

Hell your *VERY BEST* lame artist, Lionel Bawler, isn't even capable
of producing anything other than a "Ha, Ha, Made You Post" lame after
getting hammered the fuck into the wall with a near three paragraph
long verbal crucification. You lame witted little amateurs couldn't
flame your way out of a kerosene can, much less hope to take on a
word artist of my caliber. When recently asked to prove yourselves to
me the best you idiots could come up with was a long string of
invective adjectives poorly pasted together with the obvious intent to
relieve butthurt rather than show off any skill in verbal
conflagration.

Your only intent online is try and compensate for your sordid little
childhood as you basically lash out blindly at people who, for the
most part, couldn't even give a shit whether or not your dumbass
walked the fuck out on into an oncoming bus or not. You and your
inane little Webbie awards mean about as much to people like me as the
shit we wipe from our asses and yet, oh, there you are, crying out for
our attention month after month after month, continually cock slapped
with the ever failing hope that you fucking morons might eventually
get it through your idiot heads that NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU.
Read it slow now, hell read it twice if you need too, take your time
on this, don't rush!

<Hatter shits all over your face.>

That's a good look for you. ^__^

PS - It's too bad you don't have an MHM...since you don't that means I
win by default. `, )

PSS - Reply carefully, because this really is the very last chance any
of you idiot stAUKers is going to get. Fail me this time and I'll
simply let loose my bots to babysit your idiot froup full time. And
with as fucking stupid as you are I'm sure they'll have no problems at
all with keeping you losers busy for the rest of your pointless little
meandering existence online.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Bob Larter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

Post by metro-golden-meower
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

Well the fact that I now have awards again pretty much proves I
destroyed AUK since the original version of AUK took all my awards
away when it became blindingly obvious that I was fingering you
senseless bitches with a power drill. Obviously this next generation
of stAUKers is just butt hurt beyond compare given your incredible
kooky obsession with me. Although, you *ARE* stAUKers so it's not too
much of a surprise that you idiots run around stalking people on the
grid, but honestly, you would think after getting cock slapped across
your idiot faces 10 or 12 dozen times in a row that you sordid little
ass faced monkeys would get the fucking point already...you know, that
you're TOO DAMN LAME to be worth much of my time. Hell you should be
thanking whatever lesser God you believe in that I've even wasted this
much time and creativity on you fumbling pathetic wannabes.
Hell your *VERY BEST* lame artist, Lionel Bawler, isn't even capable
of producing anything other than a "Ha, Ha, Made You Post" lame after
getting hammered the fuck into the wall with a near three paragraph
long verbal crucification. You lame witted little amateurs couldn't
flame your way out of a kerosene can, much less hope to take on a
word artist of my caliber. When recently asked to prove yourselves to
me the best you idiots could come up with was a long string of
invective adjectives poorly pasted together with the obvious intent to
relieve butthurt rather than show off any skill in verbal
conflagration.
Your only intent online is try and compensate for your sordid little
childhood as you basically lash out blindly at people who, for the
most part, couldn't even give a shit whether or not your dumbass
walked the fuck out on into an oncoming bus or not. You and your
inane little Webbie awa+rds mean about as much to people like me as the
shit we wipe from our asses and yet, oh, there you are, crying out for
our attention month after month after month, continually cock slapped
with the ever failing hope that you fucking morons might eventually
get it through your idiot heads that NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU.
Read it slow now, hell read it twice if you need too, take your time
on this, don't rush!
<Hatter shits all over your face.>
That's a good look for you. ^__^
PS - It's too bad you don't have an MHM...since you don't that means I
win by default. `, )
PSS - Reply carefully, because this really is the very last chance any
of you idiot stAUKers is going to get. Fail me this time and I'll
simply let loose my bots to babysit your idiot froup full time. And
with as fucking stupid as you are I'm sure they'll have no problems at
all with keeping you losers busy for the rest of your pointless little
meandering existence online.

Nice froth from DiaperBoi, PJR - well done!

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

Post by metro-golden-meower
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

Well the fact that I now have awards again pretty much proves I
destroyed AUK since the original version of AUK took all my awards
away when it became blindingly obvious that I was fingering you
senseless bitches with a power drill. Obviously this next generation
of stAUKers is just butt hurt beyond compare given your incredible
kooky obsession with me. Although, you *ARE* stAUKers so it's not too
much of a surprise that you idiots run around stalking people on the
grid, but honestly, you would think after getting cock slapped across
your idiot faces 10 or 12 dozen times in a row that you sordid little
ass faced monkeys would get the fucking point already...you know, that
you're TOO DAMN LAME to be worth much of my time. Hell you should be
thanking whatever lesser God you believe in that I've even wasted this
much time and creativity on you fumbling pathetic wannabes.
Hell your *VERY BEST* lame artist, Lionel Bawler, isn't even capable
of producing anything other than a "Ha, Ha, Made You Post" lame after
getting hammered the fuck into the wall with a near three paragraph
long verbal crucification. You lame witted little amateurs couldn't
flame your way out of a kerosene can, much less hope to take on a
word artist of my caliber. When recently asked to prove yourselves to
me the best you idiots could come up with was a long string of
invective adjectives poorly pasted together with the obvious intent to
relieve butthurt rather than show off any skill in verbal
conflagration.
Your only intent online is try and compensate for your sordid little
childhood as you basically lash out blindly at people who, for the
most part, couldn't even give a shit whether or not your dumbass
walked the fuck out on into an oncoming bus or not. You and your
inane little Webbie awa+rds mean about as much to people like me as the
shit we wipe from our asses and yet, oh, there you are, crying out for
our attention month after month after month, continually cock slapped
with the ever failing hope that you fucking morons might eventually
get it through your idiot heads that NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU.
Read it slow now, hell read it twice if you need too, take your time
on this, don't rush!
<Hatter shits all over your face.>
That's a good look for you. ^__^
PS - It's too bad you don't have an MHM...since you don't that means I
win by default. `, )
PSS - Reply carefully, because this really is the very last chance any
of you idiot stAUKers is going to get. Fail me this time and I'll
simply let loose my bots to babysit your idiot froup full time. And
with as fucking stupid as you are I'm sure they'll have no problems at
all with keeping you losers busy for the rest of your pointless little
meandering existence online.

It's because my parents beat me! That's why I'm always lashing out at you with stupid lames!

It's okay, Bawler, I forgive you for being so incredibly lame, I know
you can't help it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

Post by metro-golden-meower
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

<snips matilda's village pump demonstration>

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump and word spew? that took no effort to make him gush and you didn't even reply to
him! he's like one of those sensor car alarms, get to close to him and word spew everywhere.

--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^

notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky
is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?

btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all as lame as you and don't notice these things?

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.
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| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
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| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
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.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
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`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

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Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky
is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all as lame as you and don't notice these things?
alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

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Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.
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Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

disney costumed performers are no more than furrys for cash.
--
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|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
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| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
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.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
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\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

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Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

disney costumed performers are no more than furrys for cash.

Probably one of the most thankless jobs out there...I wonder if they're
hiring?
--
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___ ___ ___ ___
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/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

[Bob Larter]

Post by §ñühw€£f

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are

all

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

disney costumed performers are no more than furrys for cash.

Probably one of the most thankless jobs out there...I wonder if they're
hiring?

You want to stink of stale sweat, & pick up lice as well?

[§ñühw€£f]

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Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:38:51 +1000, Bob Larter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are

all

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed

performers

Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

disney costumed performers are no more than furrys for cash.

Probably one of the most thankless jobs out there...I wonder if they're
hiring?

You want to stink of stale sweat, & pick up lice as well?

Sure, I could use an upgrade :)
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/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
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Post by §ñühw€£f

Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:38:51 +1000, Bob Larter

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here,

but

Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we

are

Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f
all

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed

performers

Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

disney costumed performers are no more than furrys for cash.

Probably one of the most thankless jobs out there...I wonder if

they're

Post by Bob Larter

Post by §ñühw€£f
hiring?

You want to stink of stale sweat, & pick up lice as well?

Sure, I could use an upgrade :)

Jeez. Rather you than me.

[§ñühw€£f]

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Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

I read somewhere that the costumes often have lice infestations.

Ewwww! Crotch spiders are just terrible.

Costumes are a PITA to keep clean. The stench of an unwashed headpeice
that has been sneezed in is pretty awful.

^_^
--
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___ ___ ___ ___
/\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \
/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

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Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist management and analy retentive dress code as
mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it after management found out about that name and banned
staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called now.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist management and analy retentive dress code as
mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it after management found out about that name and banned
staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called now.

"Mauschwitz"

[§ñühw€£f]

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Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist

management and analy retentive dress code as

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it

after management found out about that name and banned

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called now.

"Mauschwitz"

Supposedly Walt was a raging jew-o-phobe.

Discuss.
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Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are

all

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower
as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist

management and analy retentive dress code as

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it

after management found out about that name and banned

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called

now.

Post by Bob Larter
"Mauschwitz"

Supposedly Walt was a raging jew-o-phobe.

I've heard that. And I believe that he hated unions like poison as well.

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Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:35:20 -0500, §ñühw€£f

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way.

^__^

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are

all

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed

performers

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist

management and analy retentive dress code as

Post by Bob Larter

mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it

after management found out about that name and banned

Post by Bob Larter

staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called

now.

Post by Bob Larter
"Mauschwitz"

Supposedly Walt was a raging jew-o-phobe.

I've heard that. And I believe that he hated unions like poison as well.

I think the union hating thing is a requirement for acceptance into the
Old Boys Club.

^_^
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/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist management and analy retentive dress code as
mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it after management found out about that name and banned
staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called now.

"Mauschwitz"

that could have been it. i just remember laughing at disney and the way thier staff referred to working there.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:39:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but

his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky

Post by Bob Larter

is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all

as lame as you and don't notice these things?

Post by Bob Larter

alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

I used to read one of the Disney froups and the costumed performers
were always complaining about how much their jobs sucked.
Visitors would punch them & stuff.
And the pay is like nothing.
Discuss.

i heard that a lot of the staff refered to disney due to its fascist management and analy retentive dress code as
mousekerwitz. made me laugh. there was another thing they called it after management found out about that name and banned
staff from refering to it as that. i've forgotten what its called now.

"Mauschwitz"

that could have been it. i just remember laughing at disney and the way thier staff referred to working there.

Well, they sure have shitty time of it there.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:46:09 +1000, Bob Larter <***@gmail.com>
wrote:
--

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:35:59 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

^^^
notice how the sorry arsed spankard can get it right up here, but his sorry arsed self agrandizing sig he cannot. how k00ky
is that?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

see what we, the flonk, mean by village pump an<COCK SLAP>

Sure do! Thanks for admitting that you swallow by the way. ^__^

what admision, you k00ky retard?
btw how lame is it setting follow ups. do you realy think we are all as lame as you and don't notice these things?
alt.disney heh. you are such a girl.

He's a sad little girly thing.

LOL, look at Bawler slurping up Golden Shower's ass like that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:37:40 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

wha<COCK SLAP>

Let's "pump" some more cum in your mouth, Bitch! LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:37:40 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

wha<COCK SLAP>

Let's "pump" some more cum in your mouth, Bitch! LOL

if you are this gay concious, godd only knows what your dreems are like. *shudders at the thought*
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely
incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:34:41 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Oh yeah, I'm like a pump...the one that pumps semen into your mouth
when I force you to suck my cock like a bitch. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

^^^

and a second time he tries to be a clever boi.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Oh yeah, I'm like a pump...the one that pumps semen into your mouth
when I force you to suck my cock like a bitch. LOL

your gay fantasys realy are becoming quite intence, matilda. we're now well into oral rape. what kind of sick and twisted
pervert are you?

as for your follow up trap to alt.disney, do you realy want to scare children with your gay oral rape fantasys? or do you,
more than likely seeing as you are such a glutton for punnishment, want to have childrens parents netcop you for grooming
children? you know that is a criminal offence, right?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

yet, here the spankard cannot get it right. what a retard.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

^^^
and a second time he tries to be a clever boi.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Oh yeah, I'm like a pump...the one that pumps semen into your mouth
when I force you to suck my cock like a bitch. LOL

your gay fantasys realy are becoming quite intence, matilda. we're now well into oral rape. what kind of sick and twisted
pervert are you?
as for your follow up trap to alt.disney, do you realy want to scare children with your gay oral rape fantasys? or do you,
more than likely seeing as you are such a glutton for punnishment, want to have childrens parents netcop you for grooming
children? you know that is a criminal offence, right?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

yet, here the spankard cannot get it right. what a retard.

Some fun facts about Matt "DiaperBoi" Moulton:
<http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000699975>

A spanking I gave DiaperBoi, back in '00:
<http://www.fuckyou.com/showthread.php?t=31026>
---
Re: NOMINATION: Onideus Mad Hatter for Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line &
Sinker
Kibo informs me that Onideus Mad Hatter
links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post
count is 0 momentarily.

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
says...
[snip enormous kookrant]

-The Mad Hatter

-----------
BTW, when can we expect that "100,000 post flame flood" you

promised us?

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower

Five years is a long time to keep us waiting.

And there's the diaper boy's cue to post overinflated statistics
regarding every thread he's participated in for the past several

days,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
and then brag as though it somehow substantiates his various

claims to

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
be able to "destroy" or at least "control" newsgroups.
...Y a w n.

If he gets that bad, I may have to alleviate the boredom by

reposting a

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
bunch of the stories he posted about his diaper-fetish.

....leading an impartial observer to wonder who's got the more
deeply-imbedded diaper fetish, the storyteller or his archivist.

So Bill, you believe that anyone who digs up someone's tasteless posts
must have a fetish for the contents therein?

Face it Lionel, yer just a terminally obsessed Hatter addict. I
verbally raped you and the rest of the poor stAUKers to the point
where you personally went net.dead for over two years.

Really? - So you've forgotten posting this tearful farewell speech to
AUK, lo, those many years ago:
-----------------
From: Mad Hatter©
Newsgroups:
alt.binaries.hacking.beginner,alt.usenet.kooks,alt
.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew aka Mad Hatter
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 23:45:49 GMT
Message-ID: ***@news.innw.net>
[...]

Post by metro-golden-meower
Primarily because I'm not as fucked up as you are. But don't let me
discurage you from suiciding, if you feel the urge.

I mean....what are you doing? You go on about how I'm supposedly a kid
and you're so grown up and yet in an online forum you're encouraging a
person (who you believe to be a kid) to commit suicide?! Jesus
Christ....I'm ending this...now....before you end up sending a bomb to
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
one of those imaginary people Unit18 keeps finding. You want to look
k-rad that's fine bud, you can be the winner, go tell all your grown up
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
friends and your fiancée about it, I'm sure it'll make your ego swell.
But I'm not gonna have something you do be on my conscious.
-----------------

SPANK.
---

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:56:54 +1000, Bob Larter <***@gmail.com>
wrote:
--

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

^^^
and a second time he tries to be a clever boi.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Oh yeah, I'm like a pump...the one that pumps semen into your mouth
when I force you to suck my cock like a bitch. LOL

your gay fantasys realy are becoming quite intence, matilda. we're now well into oral rape. what kind of sick and twisted
pervert are you?
as for your follow up trap to alt.disney, do you realy want to scare children with your gay oral rape fantasys? or do you,
more than likely seeing as you are such a glutton for punnishment, want to have childrens parents netcop you for grooming
children? you know that is a criminal offence, right?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

yet, here the spankard cannot get it right. what a retard.

So<WHACK>

Oh look, there's Mr. Butthurt, Google diving for lames already!
*snicker* Poor Bawler, I've all gone and hurt his wittle feewings.
^__^

Too bad he doesn't have an MHM, then he wouldn't be bothered by
anything. `, )
--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
Too bad he doesn't have an MHM, then he wouldn't be bothered by
anything. `, )

you do realize that opens up a whole can of worms that i don't think you've though through.

for example. you could be viciously analy raped, beaten to a pulp and left for dead by a big black homosexual, but you'd not
be botherd because you have your mhm.

i now see why you are so proud of it.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

^^^
and a second time he tries to be a clever boi.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Oh yeah, I'm like a pump...the one that pumps semen into your mouth
when I force you to suck my cock like a bitch. LOL

your gay fantasys realy are becoming quite intence, matilda. we're now well into oral rape. what kind of sick and twisted
pervert are you?
as for your follow up trap to alt.disney, do you realy want to scare children with your gay oral rape fantasys? or do you,
more than likely seeing as you are such a glutton for punnishment, want to have childrens parents netcop you for grooming
children? you know that is a criminal offence, right?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

yet, here the spankard cannot get it right. what a retard.

<http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000699975>

i'm not interested in knowing any more about the kooky spankard than i already do, which to say the least, is way more than i
want want too. thanks for sharing though.

Post by Bob Larter
<http://www.fuckyou.com/showthread.php?t=31026>
---
Re: NOMINATION: Onideus Mad Hatter for Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line &
Sinker
Kibo informs me that Onideus Mad Hatter
links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post
count is 0 momentarily.

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
says...
[snip enormous kookrant]

-The Mad Hatter

-----------
BTW, when can we expect that "100,000 post flame flood" you

promised us?

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower

Five years is a long time to keep us waiting.

And there's the diaper boy's cue to post overinflated statistics
regarding every thread he's participated in for the past several

days,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
and then brag as though it somehow substantiates his various

claims to

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
be able to "destroy" or at least "control" newsgroups.
...Y a w n.

If he gets that bad, I may have to alleviate the boredom by

reposting a

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
bunch of the stories he posted about his diaper-fetish.

....leading an impartial observer to wonder who's got the more
deeply-imbedded diaper fetish, the storyteller or his archivist.

So Bill, you believe that anyone who digs up someone's tasteless posts
must have a fetish for the contents therein?

Face it Lionel, yer just a terminally obsessed Hatter addict. I
verbally raped you and the rest of the poor stAUKers to the point
where you personally went net.dead for over two years.

Really? - So you've forgotten posting this tearful farewell speech to
-----------------
From: Mad Hatter©
alt.binaries.hacking.beginner,alt.usenet.kooks,alt
.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew aka Mad Hatter
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 23:45:49 GMT
[...]

Post by metro-golden-meower
Primarily because I'm not as fucked up as you are. But don't let me
discurage you from suiciding, if you feel the urge.

I mean....what are you doing? You go on about how I'm supposedly a kid
and you're so grown up and yet in an online forum you're encouraging a
person (who you believe to be a kid) to commit suicide?! Jesus
Christ....I'm ending this...now....before you end up sending a bomb to
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
one of those imaginary people Unit18 keeps finding. You want to look
k-rad that's fine bud, you can be the winner, go tell all your grown up
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
friends and your fiancée about it, I'm sure it'll make your ego swell.
But I'm not gonna have something you do be on my conscious.
-----------------
SPANK.
---

you'd think he'd actualy put some effort into flaming and make a decent stab at it instead of the half cocked, half wited
tripe he likes to spew.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

^^^
and a second time he tries to be a clever boi.

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

they suck. i had to come over and find out if the ballot had been posted yet.

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off
__
.'_._) _____) __ __)
/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _
|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_
J| |\ | (____ / | .-/
|| \`_|_ (_/
|F L____) _____ _____
| | | (, / ) (, / | /)
// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/
J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) / |_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_
/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

it says 'global village pump award', in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush
words spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' it is different and means much more than the busted
urinal and unabomber suprize (rightly earned by matilda) in the fact that once he starts gushing he just doesn't stop and
anyone, literaly, can make him do this. he is social propperty like the village pond or common. sadly that is true. the award
makes perfect sence.

Oh yeah, I'm like a pump...the one that pumps semen into your mouth
when I force you to suck my cock like a bitch. LOL

your gay fantasys realy are becoming quite intence, matilda. we're now well into oral rape. what kind of sick and twisted
pervert are you?
as for your follow up trap to alt.disney, do you realy want to scare children with your gay oral rape fantasys? or do you,
more than likely seeing as you are such a glutton for punnishment, want to have childrens parents netcop you for grooming
children? you know that is a criminal offence, right?

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
--

yet, here the spankard cannot get it right. what a retard.

<http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000699975>

i'm not interested in knowing any more about the kooky spankard than i already do, which to say the least, is way more than i
want want too. thanks for sharing though.

Post by Bob Larter
<http://www.fuckyou.com/showthread.php?t=31026>
---
Re: NOMINATION: Onideus Mad Hatter for Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line &
Sinker
Kibo informs me that Onideus Mad Hatter
links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post
count is 0 momentarily.

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
says...
[snip enormous kookrant]

-The Mad Hatter

-----------
BTW, when can we expect that "100,000 post flame flood" you

promised us?

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower

Five years is a long time to keep us waiting.

And there's the diaper boy's cue to post overinflated statistics
regarding every thread he's participated in for the past several

days,

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
and then brag as though it somehow substantiates his various

claims to

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by metro-golden-meower
be able to "destroy" or at least "control" newsgroups.
...Y a w n.

If he gets that bad, I may have to alleviate the boredom by

reposting a

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
bunch of the stories he posted about his diaper-fetish.

....leading an impartial observer to wonder who's got the more
deeply-imbedded diaper fetish, the storyteller or his archivist.

So Bill, you believe that anyone who digs up someone's tasteless posts
must have a fetish for the contents therein?

Face it Lionel, yer just a terminally obsessed Hatter addict. I
verbally raped you and the rest of the poor stAUKers to the point
where you personally went net.dead for over two years.

Really? - So you've forgotten posting this tearful farewell speech to
-----------------
From: Mad Hatter©
alt.binaries.hacking.beginner,alt.usenet.kooks,alt
.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play
Subject: Re: Baby Matthew aka Mad Hatter
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 23:45:49 GMT
[...]

Post by metro-golden-meower
Primarily because I'm not as fucked up as you are. But don't let me
discurage you from suiciding, if you feel the urge.

I mean....what are you doing? You go on about how I'm supposedly a kid
and you're so grown up and yet in an online forum you're encouraging a
person (who you believe to be a kid) to commit suicide?! Jesus
Christ....I'm ending this...now....before you end up sending a bomb to
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
one of those imaginary people Unit18 keeps finding. You want to look
k-rad that's fine bud, you can be the winner, go tell all your grown up
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
friends and your fiancée about it, I'm sure it'll make your ego swell.
But I'm not gonna have something you do be on my conscious.
-----------------
SPANK.
---

you'd think he'd actualy put some effort into flaming and make a decent stab at it instead of the half cocked, half wited
tripe he likes to spew.

I think that he's doing the "best" he's capable of. To be honest, I
think he has a meth habit.

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:37:40 +0100, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-***@meowdot.org> wrote:
--

ye<COCK SLAP>

Tell us, how does it feel being forced to copy and paste constanty
just to reply to my posts? LOL, you bitches really are that pwned,
aren't you? *whistles* Here bitch, here bitch!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Onideus Mad Hatter
On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:37:40 +0100, metro-golden-meower
--

ye<COCK SLAP>

Tell us, how does it feel being forced to copy and paste constanty
just to reply to my posts?

all i have to do is highlite whatever, hit return and there it is all quoted correctly and everything. you realy are not very
bright, matilda.
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|\/| _ |_ _ _ \_| (_) | (_| (/ | ) |\/| _ _ _ _
| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
` _.--'""""`--._ ` ' ' `
.-' S H P `-.
.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
/ B .' ._ _. `. U \
_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
|\ | | | |/ |_ J / |_\----/_| \ N L |_ |_) /_\ |\ | / |_
| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
| | =====:|__|:===== | |
_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
.--. _.-' _\ \ \ \ \_/\_/ / / / /_ `-._ .--.
( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
|`-.|_.-'.' .-' _) .-'`. `-.______.-' .'`-. (_ `-. `.`-._|.-'|
| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

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Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
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hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits

including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off

Post by Peter J Ross

__
.'_._) _____)

__ __)

Post by Peter J Ross

/.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /)
J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ //

| / // // _ _ _

Post by Peter J Ross

|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_

|/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_

Post by Peter J Ross

J| |\ | (____ /

| .-/

Post by Peter J Ross

|| \`_|_

(_/

Post by Peter J Ross

|F L____) _____

_____

Post by Peter J Ross

| | | (, / ) (, /

| /)

Post by Peter J Ross

// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /-

--| _ _ _ __ _(/

Post by Peter J Ross

J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) /

|_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_

Post by Peter J Ross

/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

ITS OBVIUSLY A MODEM! Global Village made some very good ones
backintheday...
Apple people just *know* this, duh.

Post by Peter J Ross

we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad

hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely

Post by Peter J Ross

incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned

matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

Post by Peter J Ross
We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

I hate it when people destryoy teh AUK.
--
http://eyeonpalin.org/
___ ___ ___ ___
/\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \
/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled

for

Post by Peter J Ross

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes.

Vote

Post by Peter J Ross

wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Peter J Ross

BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray Martinez,
Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Peter J Ross

*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Peter J Ross

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits

including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off

Post by Peter J Ross

__
.'_._) _____)

__ __)

Post by Peter J Ross

/.' | / /) /) /) (,

) / , /) /)

Post by Peter J Ross

J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ //

| / // // _ _ _

Post by Peter J Ross

|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_

|/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_

Post by Peter J Ross

J| |\ | (____ /

| .-/

Post by Peter J Ross

|| \`_|_

(_/

Post by Peter J Ross

|F L____) _____

_____

Post by Peter J Ross

| | | (, / ) (, /

| /)

Post by Peter J Ross

// |___| _/__ / ___ __ /-

--| _ _ _ __ _(/

Post by Peter J Ross

J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) /

|_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_

Post by Peter J Ross

/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the

slightest (turn of the) tap.

Post by Peter J Ross

JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

ITS OBVIUSLY A MODEM! Global Village made some very good ones
backintheday...
Apple people just *know* this, duh.

Post by Peter J Ross

we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad

hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely

Post by Peter J Ross

incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above mentioned

matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

Post by Peter J Ross
We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying

the

Post by Peter J Ross
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

I hate it when people destryoy teh AUK.

Especially with a 50,000 post attack.

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Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009 Usenet
Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or

recycled

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
for

Post by Peter J Ross

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes.

Vote

Post by Peter J Ross

wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Peter J Ross

BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray

Martinez,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Peter J Ross

*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Peter J Ross

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits

including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off

Post by Peter J Ross

__
.'_._) _____)

__ __)

Post by Peter J Ross

/.' | / /) /) /)

(,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
) / , /) /)

Post by Peter J Ross

J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ //

| / // // _ _ _

Post by Peter J Ross

|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_

|/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_

Post by Peter J Ross

J| |\ | (____ /

| .-/

Post by Peter J Ross

|| \`_|_

(_/

Post by Peter J Ross

|F L____) _____

_____

Post by Peter J Ross

| | | (, / ) (, /

| /)

Post by Peter J Ross

// |___| _/__ / ___ __

/-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
--| _ _ _ __ _(/

Post by Peter J Ross

J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) /

|_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_

Post by Peter J Ross

/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the

slightest (turn of the) tap.

Post by Peter J Ross

JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

ITS OBVIUSLY A MODEM! Global Village made some very good ones
backintheday...
Apple people just *know* this, duh.

Post by Peter J Ross

we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad

hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely

Post by Peter J Ross

incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above

mentioned

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

Post by Peter J Ross
We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them can
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying

the

Post by Peter J Ross
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

I hate it when people destryoy teh AUK.

Especially with a 50,000 post attack.

Poast flooding is so 90's...
--
http://eyeonpalin.org/
___ ___ ___ ___
/\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \
/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\

[metro-golden-meower]

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009

Usenet

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or

recycled

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
for

Post by Peter J Ross

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You

have

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes.

Vote

Post by Peter J Ross

wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
-

Post by Peter J Ross

BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray

Martinez,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
-

Post by Peter J Ross

*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
-

Post by Peter J Ross

hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits

including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off

Post by Peter J Ross

__
.'_._) _____)

__ __)

Post by Peter J Ross

/.' | / /) /) /)

(,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
) / , /) /)

Post by Peter J Ross

J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ //

| / // // _ _ _

Post by Peter J Ross

|\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_

|/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_

Post by Peter J Ross

J| |\ | (____ /

| .-/

Post by Peter J Ross

|| \`_|_

(_/

Post by Peter J Ross

|F L____) _____

_____

Post by Peter J Ross

| | | (, / ) (,

/

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
| /)

Post by Peter J Ross

// |___| _/__ / ___ __

/-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
--| _ _ _ __ _(/

Post by Peter J Ross

J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_// (_/_)_ ) /

|_(_(/ (_(_/ (_(_(_

Post by Peter J Ross

/| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/
// >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/
./' |___| | _____ \
// | | .--|' "``--.
.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the

slightest (turn of the) tap.

Post by Peter J Ross

JJ | | |`--'.______.---'|
|| | | | |
`' |___| | More than pwned|
| | | |
| | |A public utility|
| | | |
|___| | Socialized. |
| | `-.__ __.-'
| | `""""'
.<___>.
.-|`-._.-'|-.
`-.__ __.-'
"""

I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

ITS OBVIUSLY A MODEM! Global Village made some very good ones
backintheday...
Apple people just *know* this, duh.

Post by Peter J Ross

we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad

hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely

Post by Peter J Ross

incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above

mentioned

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

Post by Peter J Ross
We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them

can

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying

the

Post by Peter J Ross
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may

fathom,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

I hate it when people destryoy teh AUK.

Especially with a 50,000 post attack.

Poast flooding is so 90's...

i seem to remember fyre used to dial into a us account from outside the country so he could do that kind of fuckery. talking
about fyre, he should be added to the spankard cascade.
--
_
/ _ | _| _ _
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| | (/ \_ | (_) _/ ` | | (/ (_) |/|/ (/ |
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.' J _.--'""`--._ X `.
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_ / R / |\`. .'/| \ R \ _ _ . _ _
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| \| \_/ |\ |_ | Z J .'\|\/\/|/`. L Q | | | \ | | | \| \_ |_
| | |> (.)(.) <| | |
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_.--'"\ J J =====::\/::===== F F /"`--._
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( `-| _..' _..._'.' \ `-..'` `. .-' / `.`_..._ `.._ |-' )
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| ( .( .--(_!-' .'-._ .' `. _.-`. `-!_)--. ). ) |
`-.__.-'\-._!'|' \ _.' | == == | `._ / `|`!_.-/`-.__.-'
\ | `--' \`---.__| (`--') |__.---'/ `--' | /
`--' \.`-._____\ \ / /_____.-'./ `--'
`-._______`-..-'_______.-'
`-..-'

Lt. Colonel/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cesium Brigade
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
mhm x v i x i i i

[Bob Larter]

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:52:17 +0100,

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:08:22 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote

Here follows the one true ballot for the February/March 2009

Usenet

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Kook Awards and AFA-B Awards in Exile. Anybody may vote, but your
votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or

recycled

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
for

Post by Peter J Ross

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK or AFA-B without
crossposting to AUK or AFA-B
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You

have

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

until 12:00 noon GMT on Saturday, April 11th to cast your votes.

Vote

Post by Peter J Ross

wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
-

Post by Peter J Ross

BOBO AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Tom Bishop, AKA Amadeus Jinn
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one)
neural highway
No One of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
neither of the above
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Jan Drew
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote YES or NO)
JSM of alt.politics.usa
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES or NO)
Ray Martinez of talk.origins
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES or NO)
Jamie Baillie
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES or NO)
Jeep America #1 AKA America Zero
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (vote YES or NO)
Matthew Moulton, AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
HAMMER OF THOR (FEBRUARY) (Vote YES or NO)
Baron Lurk
HAMMER OF THOR (MARCH) (Vote YES or NO)
Karla of rec.arts.poems
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one)
The Creationist Vigilance Committee of talk.origins (Ray

Martinez,

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower

Post by Peter J Ross

Tony Pagano, [M]Adman, Spintronic, Nando Rondeltop, and Sean
Pitman)
Kathy Morgan, Dave Sill, and Thomas Lee
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

-

Post by Bob Larter

Post by metro-golden-meower
-

Post by Peter J Ross

*AFA-B AWARDS & OFFICES IN EXILE*
GREEN LANTERN AWARD (Vote YES or NO)
Alex Cain
THE AFA-B "CAIN'S MARK"
[write-in]
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one)
Carole of misc.health.alternative
John "C", AKA Honest John
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hey! you forgot to post this to the flonk.

I have henchmen to do that for me.

btw the flonk would like to add a new award to the auk lits

including the ascii as part of the award so they can print it off

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.'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the

slightest (turn of the) tap.

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I can't read the third word. Global Village .... Award?

ITS OBVIUSLY A MODEM! Global Village made some very good ones
backintheday...
Apple people just *know* this, duh.

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we'd like this award to go to morons, like, matilda 'oedipus mad

hatter', who spew thousands of words and are completely

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incoherant at the slightest prompt.
for the inaugural one, we would like to nominate the above

mentioned

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matilda 'oedipus mad hatter' moulton.

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We already have the Busted Urinal Award and the Unabomber Surprise,
and Baby Matthew won both of them a long time ago. Neither of them

can

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be won twice.
"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."
"This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying

the

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least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may

fathom,

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more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT."
Feel free to remind him that he won those awards, and others listed
here: <http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter>. Then
he'll whine (again) about how he once completely destroyed AUK.

I hate it when people destryoy teh AUK.

Especially with a 50,000 post attack.

Poast flooding is so 90's...

i seem to remember fyre used to dial into a us account from outside the country so he could do that kind of fuckery. talking
about fyre, he should be added to the spankard cascade.

The difference is that DiaperBoi has been claiming to have done that for
about 10 years.