Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2017-11-06 15:57:38 UTC
Walked up to the grocery this beautiful, sunny morning. Saw the same homeless fucktard who panhandled me a couple o' years back when I was at this park next to an elementary school. At the time he was pushing a bicycle; his delusional story was that he had locked himself out of his car and he needed about fifty bucks to hire a locksmith. Yeah, the only locksmith he needed to call was the one on Uranus.
Presently this piece of human garbage had evidently lost his bike; he was now pushing one of those wire baskets the old twats use to go shopping. He was probably wearing the same jeans as when I first saw him, but now he had shit them. I thought, "Man, you can really impress folks when they notice you've shitted yer trousers." Fucking loser!
Then I bought a loaf of French bread, and walked back to the chateau. Life is good.
Grams always said, "Edmund, living well is the best revenge."Presently this piece of human garbage had evidently lost his bike; he was now pushing one of those wire baskets the old twats use to go shopping. He was probably wearing the same jeans as when I first saw him, but now he had shit them. I thought, "Man, you can really impress folks when they notice you've shitted yer trousers." Fucking loser!
Then I bought a loaf of French bread, and walked back to the chateau. Life is good.
I WIN.